In the Star Trek episode "Mirror, Mirror," four officers of the Starship Enterprise find themselves in a cruel, imperial version of their familiar universe, and Spock has a beard. In my briefly and bizzarely imagined reality, the Yippie presidential candidate Pigasus has tusks, and his image is hoisted high so all can see, and tremble. (Click the photo for a larger version, if you like.)
Back in our more familiar universe, the original Yippie campaign pledge is more reassuring, though not for tuskless, whiskerless Pigasus: "They nominate a president and he eats the people. We nominate a president and the people eat him."
I'll wring two morals from my story: 1) Register, and vote; and 2) Stay hydrated when you're on a photo safari in Bushwick on a 90-degree day.
Flags flying over the Boar's Head Provision Co.
24 Rock St. (Bogart St.-Morgan Ave.), Bushwick, Brooklyn