Autumn leaves and buffet takeout: red rib tips and golden plaintains atop garlicky green beans (pint container plus a can of soda, $3.75). The food, what little I've tried — I was compelled by the electric sheen of the glazed pork — is notable mainly for quantity at low prices. The photo backdrop was a happy coincidence.
Previously: The signboard man shown below is an audio man, too. Like his colleagues in the touristy districts of Manhattan, he's steering customers from the main drag — in this case Fordham Rd., in the Bronx — to an otherwise obscure place of business down a side street. But rather than shout into the wind for hours at a stretch, he's wearing a small loudspeaker from which a female voice beckons, "Merry Land buffet, all you can eat, check it out," cycling from English to Spanish and back again.
The same message plays from a full-sized speaker outside the storefront, which previously was home to an old-school Chino-Latino joint called Haylemon. The current proprietors are Chinese, too, though on this afternoon their customers were exclusively black and Hispanic. The place was packed.
Merry Land
325 East 149th St (Morris-Courtlandt Aves.), Melrose, Bronx
718-665-6568
511 East 163rd St. (Washington-Third Aves.), Morrisania, Bronx
718-292-3411
2496 Elm Pl. (East Fordham Rd.-East 188th St.), Fordham, Bronx
718-220-8588